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Ways to Turn Men Down

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I’d rather have the money.

HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. 
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must’ve been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don’t you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I’ve already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I’m a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing. 

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I’ll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

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Magkasunod pala ng birthday si Nora Aunor at si Jeff Joson.  Sus kaya naman pala pareho silang SUPERSTAR.  Gush, dutch so witty ha.  Space cupcakes and chocolate milkshakes at the Bulldog Cafe!!!

If I don’t stop this nonsense i’ll have nothing to submit to Dr. Dr. Robles tomorrow save for that one measly sentence at the top of this entry. 

Thirty pages?  Tssss.  LIke it’s hard?

lucas: who’s towel is this?  is this yours?

joelle & jacqui: no. 

joelle: isn’t that your towel?

lucas: if i knew it was mine why would i ask you if it were yours?

joelle: maybe coz you’re just not sure that it’s yours, and you’re just checking to make sure that it’s not ours…

lucas: something’s telling me it might be yours

jacqui: ahahahahahahahahahaHAH

joelle: shet patok. 

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lucas: jac

jacqui: lucs

lucas: may vtr ako

jacqui: eh di ayos

lucas: …ng shampoo

the boys of the dep’t -dennis trinidad and neil- said that ‘pretty’ is not really what guys look for in a girl.  bonus nalang daw pag maganda.  isang malaking WUSHU!  ya right.  buti pa si doc nakaka-appreciate ng beauty ("payag yan si sir tumanggap ng thesis mentees basta maganda" heehee).  and ed gan proudly shows off his wife’s pictures saying "alam mo na kung ba’t hindi ako na-te-tempt?" 

so kung hindi ganda, ano?  i said i myself didn’t have a specific criteria.  basta lang ang importante mabait.  pero super pogi naman the mabait guy i’m in love with.  heller.  bonus lang ba saken ang pagka-pogi niya?  no.  i love the way he looks.  and how cool he is about everything.  and if you took away his rockstar face, or made him praning and uptight, then that wouldn’t be him anymore now would it.  but the fact is he’s the nicest, most genuine guy in the WORLD.  and i’m sure that he’d still be the nicest and most genuine guy even if i don’t see him or be with him ever again. 

neil:  "ano bang ibig mo sabihin sa mabait?  …as in mabait sa lola…?"